Piethagoras

The best way to know Piethagoras is to have him chase you. And then, when he catches you, to have him rub his nose in your face, until your face breaks apart. That's the best way to know anybody.

Abracadabra

Abracadabra, the rabbit cadaver, carefully masks his rabbit dismay. He's a disease on a flaming trapeze that wraps his capsules in hay.

The rabbit's fist is a kiss to be feared. It puts a red-spurting, head-hurting cyst on your ear. It says: Slow down, rapscallion. Wipe the blood from your eyes. And when you wake up you won't remember your lies.

The Night Splits Open

The night splits open like a cracked-open clam. The sun broke it apart and shook sparks on my hand. The stars sizzled and the moon popped. I didn't drop it. I lobbed it like a grenade! It exploded and sprayed. And now my head looks down from the sky like a murderer's blade.

I'm Evil Ape

I am Evil Ape, Rat Messiah and Lord of All Creeping Things. I drink my own urine.